ugly people sure do ruin things
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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