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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.

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(801): She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid. http://tfl.nu/lqbk

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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters

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What is a male extremity?

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i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex

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(813): I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters (1-813): What is a male extremity? (813): i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex http://tfl.nu/l9w1

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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.

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(651): i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors. http://tfl.nu/w7i6

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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.

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(203): I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under. http://tfl.nu/oj4t

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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.

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(902): I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night. http://tfl.nu/vppz

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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(401): after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome. http://tfl.nu/gm5a

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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

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(701): Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it? http://tfl.nu/2zni

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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.

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(479): She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed. http://tfl.nu/si5q

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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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(975): At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt. http://tfl.nu/pzgf

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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?

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(913): Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar? http://tfl.nu/6f8e

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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.

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(308): Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick. http://tfl.nu/8mtk

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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..

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(509): I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today.. http://tfl.nu/chp9

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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even

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(440): she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even http://tfl.nu/5199

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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.

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(347): That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where. http://tfl.nu/6uae

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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.

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(410): Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher. http://tfl.nu/m5qa

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