its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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