you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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