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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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