New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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