i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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