On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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