Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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