so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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