i think i have herpe
just one?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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