omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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