In the future we'll all be gay
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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