Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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