He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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