I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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