i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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