hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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