if you like me you must not know who I am
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what?
penguin condom
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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