By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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