He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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