On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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