is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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