do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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