love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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