Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
worst night to have a conscience
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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