He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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