The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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