yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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