who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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