I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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