Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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