Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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