Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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