dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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