is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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