2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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