Nicole vs. Life
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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