used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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