Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Blood and glitter go together right?
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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