Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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