Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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