Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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