What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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