just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Slut skills are useful in every country.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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