Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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