ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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