craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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