Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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