her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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